We know the team. The talent that could prevail but likely won't. At least that's what history tells us.
Here are my picks.
Saturday, August 30: vs. UCLA
I feel stupid even writing this one. Preseason No. 7 by USA Today. No. 5 by Sports Illustrated. Get ready for another Oregon-like drubbing.
These guys are just too good. We have decent ACC-level talent. They have national-title-contender-level talent.
I expect Brett Hundley to have a field day against us.
Prediction: UCLA 45, Virginia 17
Saturday, September 6: vs. Richmond
This prediction is just as easy as the last one; except this time, the game is clearly in our favor.
Listen, as bad as we were last season, we are still leaps and bounds above FCS programs like Richmond.
Before the VMI game last season, I would hear some people say, "I don't know, we're pretty bad. VMI could have a shot."
NO! Richmond, unlike VMI, is a respectable FCS program. But they cannot touch ACC football.
Prediction: Virginia 42, Richmond 13
Saturday, September 13: vs. Louisville
I know Teddy Bridgewater is gone. I know Charlie Strong is gone. But Louisville is still a force to reckon with.
New head coach Bobby Petrino is a great football coach (whether be is a great person is a better question). He lead Western Kentucky to a 8-4 record last season after he left with Arkansas.
Furthermore, Louisville still has NFL caliber talent. Look no further than WR DeVante Parker (although he'll miss the game with a foot injury). Also see their defense, which was second in the country in points allowed (12.2!).
But it'll be our third straight home game, while it will be the Cardinals's first on the road. The intangibles will be in our favor.
Plus, the Louisville defense was so good because of their defensive line. But three of last year's starters are now gone, including AAC player of the year Marcus Smith.
Sometimes you lose games you shouldn't lose (we're all too familiar with this one). But sometimes you win games you shouldn't necessarily win. I think this can be one of those wins.
Call me crazy, but we should be hitting our stride three weeks into the season. I think we pull the upset in a low scoring affair.
Prediction: Virginia 20, Louisville 17
Saturday, September 20: at BYU
But as soon as the optimism in predictions began, it ended. I don't like anything about our matchup against BYU.
For the sake of these predictions, let's take history into account. UVa has never performed well the week after pulling an upset. If they were to beat Louisville, there's no way we prevail over BYU.
But even if we isolate this game, I don't like our chances. First off, it's on the road -- across the country. Mike London has only won the opening road game once in his tenure in Charlottesville. That was against Indiana in 2011. And we probably shouldn't even have won that game.
Add in the fact that QB Taysom Hill passed for nearly 3,000 yards last season while also adding over 1,300 on the ground, and you have to be a little frightened. Hill is a preseason Heisman hopeful for a reason.
The Cougar defense will take a step back with the loss of Kyle Van Noy, but not far enough that we can keep up with their offense.
Prediction: BYU 27, Virginia 16
Saturday, September 27: vs. Kent State
I could see some lower level teams giving us some trouble. But not Mid-American Conference foe Kent State.
The Golden Flashes finished 4-8 last season. Their wins came against Liberty, Western Michigan, Miami (Oh.) and Ohio.
Now, we certainly cannot overlook Kent State. They only lost to Ball State by three. We lost to them by 21.
But since it's our fourth home game in our first five contests, I still have to give us the edge.
Prediction: Virginia 31, Kent State 20
**Note: If we lose this game, Mike London ought to be fired before he leaves the stadium. It won't be the easiest win, but a loss here is absolutely unacceptable.
Saturday, October 4: vs. Pittsburgh
I'm stuck on this one. I really am.
In one sense, I see Pittsburgh as an extremely young team. Nine of their projected starters are sophomores. Plus they're losing QB Tom Savage and WR Devin Smith on offense and DT Aaron Donald on defense.
But then I see a trap game that Virginia just might lose. Pitt is nothing special, but neither are we. They have had some solid recruiting classes and are certainly a team on the rise.
My biggest concern is their opening schedule. Their first five games before us are against Delaware, Boston College, FIU, Iowa, and Akron. Not exactly the toughest stretch.
I don't know if I should look at this and see a confident team that's hungry for a slightly more legitimate win or a team that's just not ready for more physical competition? Right now, I'm leaning towards the latter.
My brain says to mark us down for a loss. But there's something deep down inside me that's saying (in Lee Corso's voice), "Not so fast!"
Maybe it's just preseason optimism, but I'm going with the Cavaliers!
Prediction: Virginia 17, Pitt 14
Saturday, October 18: at Duke
Remember the days when Duke was an afterthought? When Duke was the equivalent of a Richmond? An easy win?
Those memories are starting to fade away for me too.
I don't know what it is about the Blue Devils, but we just can't figure them out. I thought we finally had them last season, jumping out to a 22-0 lead.
But then Duke scored 35 unanswered. That's why Scott Stadium is half empty.
Enough complaining, though. As much as I hate to admit it, Duke was actually pretty good last season; a 10-4 record plus an appearance in the ACC Championship game isn't too shabby.
David Cutcliffe -- who trained both Peyton and Eli Manning -- is a remarkable coach. And his spread offense has always given Virginia fits.
While the Blue Devil defense is nothing to call home about, the offense is efficient and can be explosive. The Duke troubles continue.
Prediction: Duke 31, Virginia 24
Saturday, October 25: vs. North Carolina
Again with the spread offenses. We just can't handle them. I don't know why, but if you just spread our defense out and throw the bubble screen, you'll pick up 5-10 yards every time. It's that simple.
That's UNC secret formula to beating Virginia. They've done it now four consecutive years. Let me rephrase that: Mike London has never beat UNC. The last time we beat the Tar Heels in 2009, Al Groh was still patrolling the sidelines.
UNC is No. 23 in the preseason AP poll. After losing five of their first six games to start 2013, they won six of their last seven (only loss to Duke) to finish the season.
We might be able to attack UNC's 4-2-5 defense with our rushing attack. But against a spread offense, I believe our defense will give up too many points for the young offense to keep pace.
Prediction: North Carolina 34, Virginia 20
Saturday, November 1: at Georgia Tech
If this game was in Charlottesville, I'd be inclined to give us the edge. But it's not. It's in Atlanta, which means I'm picking the Jackets.
The best way to stop Georgia Tech's triple option is with a dominant defensive line. The Yellow Jackets finished 7-6 last season, and every loss was to a team that was more physical at the line of scrimmage -- Virginia Tech, Miami, BYU, Clemson, Georgia, and Ole Miss.
I think we have the defensive line to really control the Georgia Tech rushing attack. Plus with a year under our belt's in Jon Tenuta's system, I don't think we have the same mental errors that plagued us last season when we fell 35-25.
Still, the game is in Atlanta. And it's a proven fact that this team just doesn't travel well. Especially the offense.
A physical, swarming defense will give us a chance, but I just can't see us winning on the road.
Prediction: Georgia Tech 21, Virginia 16
Saturday, November 8: at Florida State
Just like UCLA in the opener, I question why I even give an explanation.
FSU is ranked No. 1 in every preseason poll out there. They have the physical defense (1st in scoring defense at 12.1 points per game) and the explosive offense (2nd in scoring offense at 51.6 points per game).
And even though I still make fun of Famous Jameis for snatching a few unpaid-for crab legs, he won the Heisman Trophy for a reason. He was the best player in football.
Let's just try to keep within 50 points.
Prediction: Florida State 54, Virginia 10
Saturday, November 22: vs. Miami
So at this point, we're 4-6. Two wins away from bowl eligibility. But a fifth straight loss would again make this season a disappointment. And it also puts London into about the hottest seat you can imagine.
But if we mak it this far, I think we rally. The players love Mike London, and they will put it all on the line.
It also doesn't hurt that London is 3-1 against Miami. And if you read my observations from last season's 45-26 loss to Miami, hopefully you'll agree that we should have won that game. Miami scored 28 points off of four turnovers. There's you're difference.
I don't understand it, but I'll go with it. Cavs in the upset!
Prediction: Virginia 34, Miami 28
Friday, November 28: at Virginia Tech
So it all comes down to this. Virginia vs. Virginia Tech. The Commonwealth Cup will decide whether we can determine our season successful on two different levels -- bowl eligibility and and beating Tech.
These past two seasons, we've narrowed the gap between the programs. Or rather, Tech has simply gotten worse.
Regardless, we had every opportunity to win in Blacksburg two years ago. And last season's loss was just the product of our anemic offense. Eli Harold and the defense played their hearts out.
If there's a year to beat the Hokies, it's 2014. Tech's defense will be dominant, as usual. But that's about all that is guaranteed for the Hokies as they enter the season.
The quarterback battle is ongoing, which is never a good sign. They lack an elite running back (when Virginia Tech has been good this past decade, they've always had an elite-level running back). And there offensive line is as porous as ours (okay, maybe not that bad, but you get the point).
This isn't the same Tech program that has sent the Hoos from Hooville crying Boo-Hoo for 10 consecutive years. And upsets can happen any weekend -- that's the beauty of college sports.
I say we beat Tech (finally!) and go bowling!
Prediction: Virginia 19, Virginia Tech 13
Tuesday, December 30: Music City Bowl vs. Tennessee
This is as good of a guess as I can give. If we're at an even 6-6, the Music City Bowl is a likely scenario. And Tennessee is a midlevel SEC team. They'll reach six or seven wins I assume.
So why not? Close enough for me!
Unfortunately, I just can't pick us against any SEC team. The strength of Virginia in 2014 will be the defensive front seven. And even if we are considered good in the ACC, SEC football is just on a different level. Their offensive line will be able to handle us.
And on offense, our o-line will falter under that SEC speed and athleticism.
But 6-7 ain't too shabby.
Prediction: Tennessee 24, Virginia 14
Final Thoughts...
When I started this post, I did not expect to have us bowl eligible. Even though I made these predictions, I still have a tough time buying them.
Richmond and Kent State should be wins. But other than that, every other pick is an upset.
Are we really going to start out 4-2 with wins against Louisville and Pitt? Will we really lose four straight before upsetting Miami and Virginia Tech?
Honestly, it doesn't seem likely. Maybe it's just preseason optimism.
Point being: it's tough to find six wins on the schedule. We could just as easily be 3-9 or 2-10. That means London and co. are out.
But what I keep trying remind myself is this: we will be better in 2014. How much remains to be determined. But we will be better.
The defense will be good. It's Tenuta's system, so we'll still give up big plays and hence more points than we'd like. But whether it be with dominance at the line of scrimmage or forcing turnovers, the defense should keep us in most games. At least into the third quarter.
On offense, Lambert will outperform Watford's 2013 season. There's no where to go but up. The running backs are a deep group, and the emergence of some young guys at receiver has me hopeful.
The offensive line is the real question mark. Likely, they won't improve from 2013. But if everyone around them improves, that might be good enough for six wins.
At the end of the day, these picks are what they are -- educated guesses. I feel as if hope might have trumped rational reasoning on a few picks. But what the heck -- it's College Football!!! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!!
And if the season goes like this, I think the Wahoo Faithful will be pleasantly satisfied.